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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the "Marine Copypasta", "Cyberspace Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious bulletin containing a serial of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the author claimed to exist a erstwhile Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles similar "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I can kill yous in over 700 ways with just my bare hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to take originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan quondam in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan's /jp/^[4] (Otaku Culture) lath, in which the poster claimed to accept seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did you lot just fucking say about me, you piffling bowwow? I'll have yous know I graduated acme of my grade in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. Yous are nothing to me merely but another target. I will wipe you lot the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this World, marker my fucking words. You lot call up yous can get abroad with maxim that shit to me over the Internet? Think over again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right at present and so y'all better fix for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic petty thing you telephone call your life. Yous're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I tin kill you lot in over seven hundred ways, and that'southward just with my bare easily. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed gainsay, only I have access to the unabridged armory of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the confront of the continent, yous footling shit. If simply y'all could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was near to bring down upon y'all, peradventure you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, y'all didn't, and at present you're paying the toll, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Y'all're fucking expressionless, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[1] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to three years prior (shown below).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

Spread

On April quaternary, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube annotate featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown beneath), where information technology received more than 20,000 up votes and 970 comments prior to being archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the next ix months.

On August 17th, Urban Lexicon ^[vii] member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it every bit training that "faux Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[5] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the bulletin to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the next month, the post received over 75 up votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Post

On Feb 13th, 2013, 10-year-old Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adjusted to Mexican slang on his Facebook contour page.

In the following hours, Phelps' status update spread virally beyond the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the male child with photoshopped images for making exhibitionistic claims like having "extensive military preparation" background and "an arsenal of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that it was a copied message. By February 14th, Phelps' viral condition update had been identified equally an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[x] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took identify at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an additional 20 were injured. The attacks were livestreamed by the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, before switching to an assault rifle and murdering people within. In a document shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta under the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown beneath).

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Notable Variations

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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are zero to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. Y'all think you can get away with maxim that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. Equally we speak I am contacting my clandestine network of desu across the The states and your desu is being traced correct now so you lot meliorate gear up for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic piddling matter you call your desu. You're fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that'southward merely with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, only I have admission to the unabridged arsenal of the Usa Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, y'all fiddling desu. If merely y'all could take known what unholy desu your little "desu" annotate was most to bring down upon yous, mayhap y'all would have held your fucking desu. Just you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, yous goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and y'all will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say nearly me, you lot little bitch. I'll have you know my proper noun is John, and I woke upwards this morn v:30 precipitous to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous iii pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my eighteen and three\8 inch dick. She started to eject hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave information technology to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base of operations army camp then I front end-flipped from my 14th flooring barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about four hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no fourth dimension. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 unlike ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Too did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in sixteen minutes. Later on basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will assistance me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the twenty-four hour period off and I became captain of our base'southward football team and starter of the basketball squad. I got straight A's on the military archway exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you lot were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went dorsum in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to become to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my form in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I desire to look pretty much perfect for information technology. Don't be a stranger and remember, I did more than in one day than y'all volition your entire life.

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Are yous kidding me you trivial piece of shit i'll have you lot know i graduated superlative of my politics class and i've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i'chiliad trained in disharmonize resolution and i was the almost oppressed person in my unabridged upper heart class high school y'all are nothing to me but some other cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel marking my words you think you can go abroad with saying that shit to me over the cyberspace think once again fucker, as we speak i'm checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location then you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and aroused feminists flying through your window yOU'RE FUCKING DEAD Red! i tin can be anywhere at whatever time and i can kill you in over vii hundred means and that's simply with me tiresome y'all to death while i talk nearly privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline direction but i take access to an entire arsenal of sociological manufactures to show my bespeak and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the globe you lilliputian shit if just yous had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you lot would have held your fucking tongue but yous couldn't you're fucking expressionless kiddo

I don't give a fuck who you lot are or where you alive. Y'all can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in then much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert await like a fucking dorsum massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough yous are IRL, how well you lot can fight, or how many fucking guns y'all ain to protect yourself. I'll fucking testify up at your house when you aren't abode. I'll turn all the lights on in your firm, go out all the water running, open up your fridge door and non close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your claret pressure will triple, and you'll accept a fucking center attack. You lot'll go to the hospital for a heart functioning, and the last matter you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you lot, dressed like a medico. When you wake upward after beingness operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You lot'll recover fully from your eye surgery. And when yous walk out the forepart door of the hospital to go abode I'll run you over with my fucking motorcar out of no where and kill you. I merely want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, merely how I'd rather become to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It'due south as well belatedly to salvage yourself, merely don't carp committing suicide either… I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill y'all again myself yous bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you